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Showing posts with label Lord Bonkers. Show all posts

The Foundling Museum, Brunswick Square



After visiting Old St Pancras I wandered down to Brunswick Square and the Foundling Museum.

As its website explains:
The Foundling Hospital, which continues today as the children’s charity Coram, was established in 1739 by the philanthropist Thomas Coram to care for babies at risk of abandonment. Instrumental in helping Coram realise his vision were the artist William Hogarth and the composer George Frideric Handel. Their creative generosity set the template for the ways in which the arts can support philanthropy.
It also claims to be Britain's first children's charity and its first public art gallery.

The image above shows the original building, with its girls' wing, boys' wing and chapel in between them, which demolished in 1928. The current building, once the headquarters of the charity, was put up in 1937.

When I went round last week their was an exhibition of children's book illustrations in the basement, a cafe and heartbreaking exhibitions about the charity's history on the ground floor, and exhibitions of art by the institution's 18th-century patrons on the floors above.

It was an odd combination, but somehow a compelling one.

When the Hospital closed in 1926, the children were moved first to Surrey and then to a new building at Berkhamsted in Hertfordshire.

An account of its later days (it closed in 1954) shows it was one of the barrack-like institutions that children's charities insisted on running early in the 20th century. Their disappearance after the second world war marked a long stride forward.

I did, however, come across one fact about the Foundling Hospital's history that may be of interest to someone I know.

It seems that fashionable London would flock to see the children (or at least the girls) eating their Sunday lunch.

I shall suggest this to Lord Bonkers as a nice little earner for the Home for Well-Behaved Orphans.
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Florida candidate for U.S. Senate admits to sacrificing goat, drinking its blood

A goat yesterday







Thanks to a nomination from a reader, the Orlando Sentinel wins our Headline of the Day Award.

Lord Bonkers adds: It is just this willingness to go the extra mile that makes the difference in a closely fought contest.
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Lib Dems hold seat on Rutland County Council

Whissendine windmill © Kate Jewell
Good news from Rutland, where the Liberal Democrats comfortably held a seat in a council by-election in Whissendine yesterday.

The result:

Kevin Thomas (Lib Dems)   265
Conservative                      109
Ukip                                    33

The Ukip candidate was Marietta King, who has twice been their general election candidate in Harborough.

Her intervention took a few votes from the Conservatives, but otherwise the result was more or less unchanged from October 2014 when Sam Asplin gained the seat for the Lib Dems in another by-election. He was forced to stand down by poor health.

Rather impressively, there was a 40 per cent turn out, with no spoilt papers.

Martin Brookes has a photo of the victorious Lib Dem candidate.

Incidentally, Lord Bonkers played no part in this triumph. I sent his latest diary off to Liberator last night and it seems he has been in the US state of New Rutland for the Primaries.
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Lembit Opik with his new face on



The Shropshire Star reports on Lembit Opik's appearance on This Morning talking about the surgery on his jaw, which was broken in a paragliding accident 18 years ago. (Lord Bonkers visited him in hospital, according to his Diary at the time.)

He told Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield:
"It’s given me space to think. I’m 50 now, I feel like I’ve been given a second life, perhaps because I feel so confident about being symmetrical."
My title is, of course, a reference to a 1968 Spencer Davis Group LP.
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Lord Bonkers' Diary: An alternative chameleon

Our latest visit to Bonkers Hall ends with an outing to Oakham Zoo.

An alternative chameleon

A sombre day: the moving television brings news of the deaths of both Pierre Boulez and Christy O’Connor Jnr. I am confident that they will go down in the annals of the game as one of the great Ryder Cup pairings.

To cheer myself up, I take a party of particularly Well-Behaved Orphans to Oakham Zoo. The consensus on the charabanc is that we want to see the chameleons.

As is the way with such creatures, they rather blend into the background. I am struck, however, by one that spends its time ranting about how much it hates “Thatcher”. I ask the keeper why it does this. “Oh,” comes the reply, “it’s an alternative chameleon”.

Lord Bonkers was Liberal MP for Rutland South West 1906-10.

Earlier this week in Lord Bonkers' Diary

  • A shadow cabinet maker
  • Giving Isis one up the snoot
  • Andrew Neil's press gang
  • Corbyn sends for Christopher Robin Milne
  • Cooking hedgehogs for Nick Clegg
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    Lord Bonkers' Diary: Cooking hedgehogs for Nick Clegg

    Could it be that Lord Bonkers knew Malcolm Saville?

    Cooking hedgehogs for Nick Clegg

    One does not have memories of last year’s general election campaign so much as flashbacks, but I do recall visiting a hedgehog sanctuary with poor Clegg and Paddy Ashplant. While Clegg was being shown how the inmates are cared for and educated, Ashplant took me to one side and confessed that he used to eat the creatures when he was in the Special Boat Service.

     Having invited Clegg to dinner this evening, I hit upon the happy idea of reminding him of those days by serving hedgehog. Cook is not keen – “nasty, flea-ridden things that don’t belong in a Christian kitchen” – and claims not to know how to manage “all they prickles,” so I enlist the help of the Elves of Rockingham Forest, who quite charm her. They tell us that the trick is to bake the beasts in clay so that when they are done to a turn you simply break the clay open and then peel it and the spines clean off. The Elves also agree to catch the hedgehogs for us using high elven magic (or possibly Pedigree Chum).

    I have no doubt that the evening will prove a success and that our hedgehog recipe will appear in the next Liberal Democrat Cookbook alongside Pressed Tonge and Norman Lamb Hotpot.

    Lord Bonkers was Liberal MP for Rutland South West 1906-10.

    Earlier this week in Lord Bonkers' Diary
    • A shadow cabinet maker
    • Giving Isis one up the snoot
    • Andrew Neil's press gang
    • Corbyn sends for Christopher Robin Milne
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      Lord Bonkers' Diary: Corbyn sends for Christopher Robin Milne

      The old boy turns out to have known Labour's new Executive Director of Strategy and Communications since he was so high.

      Jeremy Corbyn sends for Christopher Robin Milne

      There is only one area of our national life where the hereditary principle holds greater sway than it does here in the aristocracy. I refer, of course, to the press and broadcasting. There are whole neighbourhoods of London where it is impossible to toss a brick without hitting a Coren or a Dimbleby – not that one would try too hard to avoid doing so. Thus I was not surprised when the son of my old friend Milne went into journalism nor when he became director of communications for the new leader of the Labour Party.

      I remember him as a golden-haired little fellow in the Nursery astride his rocking horse in a sailor suit or kneeling at the foot of his bed saying his prayers. Less happily, I remember him down from Winchester or Oxford talking the most awful rot about the need for Socialism. Why, he even spoke up for Stalin! I don’t think he would have been so keen on him if he had met the fellow as I did. Then came the Guardian and endless articles with titles like ‘Did 20 Million Really die?’ Now he sits at Corbyn’s right hand recommending purges every second day.

      No, I cannot pretend to care for Christopher Robin Milne.

      Lord Bonkers was Liberal MP for Rutland South West 1906-10.

      Earlier this week in Lord Bonkers' Diary
      • A shadow cabinet maker
      • Giving Isis one up the snoot
      • Andrew Neil's press gang
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        Lord Bonkers' Diary: Andrew Neil's press gang

        It seems all those Labour tweeters were right to detect foul play behind the resignation of Stephen Doughty as shadow Foreign Office minister live on air.

        Andrew Neil's press gang

        To Westminster for a round of meetings. In the evening I repair to a quaint back-street hostelry with exposed beams, dimpled window glass and exposed, dimpled barmaids. The atmosphere is tense: word has got about that the press gang is on the prowl. Sure enough, the door bursts open and a group of men with lanterns and tricorn hats hurries in. The Shadow Minister for Fish cowers under the table, but they see him, drag him out and bear him away.

        “What will become of him?” I ask the landlady. “Mark my words,” she says, “they’ll take him to the dungeons beneath Broadcasting House, put the frighteners on him and ply him with Blue Nun. The next thing you know he’ll be on Daily Politics resigning from the Labour front bench.”

        Lord Bonkers was Liberal MP for Rutland South West 1906-10.

        Earlier this week in Lord Bonkers' Diary
        • A shadow cabinet maker
        • Giving Isis one up the snoot
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          Lord Bonkers' Diary: Giving Isis one up the snoot

          Who would have thought it? The old boy turns out to be a bit of a hawk on Syria

          One up the snoot for Isis

          In my view defence questions resemble a closely fought by-election: if someone is out to get you then you give them one up the snoot at the earliest opportunity. Thus I was happy to support the idea of lobbing the occasional bomb at ISIS (the Boat Race has deteriorated since my day). Let us remember that they attacked people going to a footer match, out for dinner at a restaurant and listening to the Eagles of Death Metal, who so enlivened a tea dance at Uppingham last summer.

          Thank goodness there was no move to invade Syria the way we used to invade countries under Blair. It wasn't the soldiers the Iraqis and Afghanistanis objected to so much as what came after. Health workers to enforce safe drinking guidelines; animal welfare inspectors to measure the camels; social workers from Islington to enforce Jack Straw's National Bedtime.

          Just after I had written this the telephone was brought to me; it turned out to be Natalie Bennett, leader of the Green Party, who has called for ‘peace talks’ with ISIS. “What concessions will you demand?” I asked her. “I’m going to ask them to throw homosexuals off slightly lower buildings.”

          Lord Bonkers was Liberal MP for Rutland South West 1906-10.

          Earlier this week in Lord Bonkers' Diary
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          Lord Bonkers' Diary: A shadow cabinet maker

          As I mentioned in yesterday's post on the botched attempt to oust Nick Clegg in 2014, the new Liberator is out.

          Which means, whether we like it or not, it is time to spend some more time at Bonkers Hall.

          A shadow cabinet maker

          My cabinetmaker calls this morning to effect some repairs to one of my Sheraton sideboards. They are occasioned by too vigorous a celebration of the anniversary of Graham Tope's victory at Sutton and Cheam – really, once the members of the Liberal Democrat Women’s executive committee get a few pints of Smithson & Greaves Northern Bitter down them no piece of furniture is safe.

          I always enjoy watching a skilled tradesman at work, but I am puzzled by the man he has brought with him. At every turn he exclaims "You’re doing that all wrong" or "I wouldn’t do it like that". When the fellow is out of the room, I ask who he is. "Oh," comes the reply, "he’s a shadow cabinet maker".

          Lord Bonkers was Liberal MP for Rutland South West 1906-10.
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          Alan Rickman's brother is a member of Harborough District Council



          Alan Rickman's sad death last week revealed that his brother Michael is a member of Harborough District Council.

          The Leicester Mercury has published a short article, quoting his tweets, where he thanks fans for their kind messages and says simply and movingly "I am broken."

          Michael Rickman is the Conservative member for the Nevill ward, which includes the villages around Hallaton and Medbourne.

          It is named after Nevill Holt, which most literary theorists now believe to be the inspiration for Bonkers Hall.

          Back in the 1980s the SDP's only county councillor in Leicestershire was the brother of the film director Stephen Frears.
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          Twitter account hacked by Well-Behaved Orphans

          Reports are coming in from Rutland of an unfortunate development...

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          Lord Bonkers in 2015

          You can find a selection of the old boy's wit and wisdom over on Liberator's blog:
          [The Revd Hughes] tells me he has arranged for a locum vicar to take Divine Service and visit the sick whilst he is away. 
          “He’s young and keen and believes every word of the Liberal Democrat manifesto is the literal truth.” 
          I eye him levelly: “It’s not Farron, is it?”
          You may also enjoy these two posts from 2010:
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          Christmas traditions at Bonkers Hall



          Lord Bonkers writes exclusively for Liberal England:
          "We always decorate the domestic staff for Christmas."
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          Mr Gladstone's orphanage at Hawarden



          Lord Bonkers has his Home for Well-Behave Orphans, but then it seems at one time every self-respecting Liberal politician had his own orphanage.

          Caroline's Miscellany writes of William Ewart Gladstone and his wife Catherine:
          As a regular visitor to the London Hospital, Whitechapel, Catherine saw at first hand the effects of the 1860s cholera epidemics on the East End poor. 
          She founded an orphanage for the children of cholera victims, in a large house in Clapton. It also took in convalescent patients, and the convalescent home later moved to Woodford Hall, Essex, in 1866. Adults and children were sent here from the London Hospital in the East End to recover from illness or surgery. The home moved to Mitcham in 1900, eventually closing in 1940. 
          As for the orphaned boys, Catherine sent them from Clapton to a new orphanage in the Gladstones' home village of Hawarden. Initially, she took a dozen boys from London to the village and accommodated them in a former coach house; Gladstone paid for their keep. (The couple also accommodated unemployed Lancashire mill girls and elderly women on their estate.) 
          The orphanage continued for many years, and seems to have taken in other children in need of a home. A guide to the village of 1890 describes it as housing twenty to thirty boys and being 'hard by the Castle [the Gladstones' home] and across the yard'.
          And this blog's hero J.W. Logan had a home in East Langton for the children of men killed on his works.
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          Film of the young Paddy Ashdown serving in Sarawak



          I have seen this clip a couple of times before. It turns out to come from one of the Look at Life films - I have featured a few of them here in the past.

          The BBC once put them together to form 30-minute programmes. The video above should play just the relevant segment of this one, where you will see "Marine Lieutenant Ashdown". (Unfortunately, someone has added a rather clunky label telling us who he later became.)

          Lord Bonkers suggests that unrepentant headhunters are just what you need in a closely fought by-election.
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          Restoring Oakham Castle



          If you are visiting Bonkers Hall and its famous maze (entry free, exit negotiable) next summer, why not take in Oakham Castle too?
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          Lord Bonkers called for Hilary Benn to be Labour leader in 2006



          Hilary Benn's summing up for the opposition in the debate on Syria this evening was a triumph.

          Its defence of liberal civilisation and emphasis on international cooperation are precisely what have been missing from the debate this week.

          Many will see him as the Labour Party's king over the water and reason that only Jeremy Corbyn's vanity and three-pound Trots stand between them and a respectable result at the next election.

          So let me point out that Lord Bonkers advised them to turn to Benn back in 2006:
          A word of advice to the New Party: if you do succeed in tipping Blair out of the window, don’t replace him with that dour Brown fellow. Try someone younger and fresher like Tony Benn’s charming daughter Hilary or one of the Millipede brothers.
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          Lord Bonkers' Diary: Jeremy Corbyn's New Politics

          Another visit to Bonkers Hall draws to a close. Thank you for listening.

          Jeremy Corbyn's New Politics

          Tense scenes in the House this evening as we debate Osborne’s proposed cuts to tax credits. The motions before us arrange from total rejection, put forward by us Liberal Democrats, to the bishops’ proposal for loud tutting.

          I spy an old Socialist of my acquaintance – when I first knew him he was generally to be found on picket lines with Mary Berry and I would have offered long odds against his taking the ermine, but you know what Socialists are. “I expect you will be voting with us this time,” I say brightly. “Oh no,” he replies, “We are all going to abstain. It’s Jeremy Corbyn’s New Politics.

          Lord Bonkers was Liberal MP for Rutland South-West 1906-10.

          Previously in Lord Bonkers' Diary
        • We are not downhearted
        • How the Lib Dems won Loch Ness
        • Freddie, Fiona and four-cornered liberalism
        • Mary Berry is unmasked
        • "I'm a Jihadi, Daddy"
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          Lord Bonkers' Diary: "I'm a Jihadi, Daddy"

          Another diary entry from Rutland's most popular fictional peer, first published in Liberator magazine. This one proved scarily prophetic.

          "I'm a jihadi, Daddy"

          This evening I attend a viewing of a sparkling new print of one of my favourite Oakham Studios films.

          Set amid the trad jazz boom of the early 1960s, it is nevertheless the hard-hitting story of a schoolgirl (played by the young Helen Shapiro) who is radicalised by a penfriend and eventually travels to Syria to take part in the armed conflict there.

          I feel sure that ‘I’m a Jihadi, Daddy’ will win itself a whole new generation of viewers.

          Lord Bonkers was Liberal MP for Rutland South-West 1906-10.

          Previously in Lord Bonkers' Diary<
          • We are not downhearted
          • How the Lib Dems won Loch Ness
          • Freddie, Fiona and four-cornered liberalism
          • Mary Berry is unmasked
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