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Lord Lucan, John Aspinall and George Osborne



A new theory about what happened Lord Lucan after he murdered Sandra Rivett in 1974 emerged this week.

According to the Daily Mail, he shot himself and was then fed to a tiger at John Aspinall's zoo in Kent.

I don't believe a word of it, but the Lucan story has always fascinated me.

The best picture of John Aspinall is to be found in John Pearson's The Gamblers, but a few quotes will suffice.

Here is the Daily Express from 2013:
"Aspinall was a total crook," says Sir Rupert [Mackeson] now. "He started in the days when gambling was illegal away from racecourses. His mother Lady Osborne was a real force behind the operation." 
Aspinall and his mother were charged with "keeping a common gaming house" but were acquitted on a technicality in 1958. ... 
Aspinall opened the Clermont in 1962 after gambling had been legalised and its founder members included five dukes, five marquesses and nearly 20 earls. 
Aspinall was determined to relieve the bluebloods of their money and use the funds to finance his private zoo where he bred tigers. 
"He employed crooked dealers and used a wide range of techniques for cheating," says Sir Rupert. "He encouraged rich people, young aristocrats and in particular rich divorcees, to come to his club. A lot of people were ruined. Lucan lost a fortune and so became a house player for Aspinall."
Some of the money Aspinall fleeced from the aristocracy went to fund his zoos and wildlife breeding projects. But lest you feel too warm to him about that, read this anonymous blog post:
Both Howletts and Port Lympne seemed to attract human disaster. Aspinall's daughter-in-law, Louise, was bitten by a tiger cub and needed 15 stitches. A boy of 10 had his arm ripped off by a chimpanzee at Port Lympne, and was awarded £132,000 in damages. Bindu, an English bull elephant, crushed a "bonding" keeper to death at Howletts and later Darren Cockrill, who was crushed by an elephant at Port Lympne in February 2001. 
In 1994, the local council banned the keepers from entering the tiger cages after one of their number, Trevor Smith, was killed at Howletts.
My reason for writing about Aspinall, beyond the Lucan and tiger story, is his mother. Because Lady Osborne is also the grandmother of George Osborne.

Her first husband was Dr Robert Aspinall and John was the child of that marriage (though John is said to have discovered in later life that he was not Robert's son and to have found and supported his real father).

Her second was Sir George Osborne. They had four children together, and George Osborne is the son of the third of them.

He was famously christened Gideon, but changed his name to George, in honour of his grandfather who was dead by then, at the age of 13.

So that is my Trivial Fact of the Day.

It also explains why you can find headlines like:

Lord Lucan 'told George Osborne's grandmother he was planning to kill his WIFE days before he murdered his nanny and then drowned himself days later'
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NY rat dies in freak accident just as her Broadway career was flourishing

Thanks to a nomination from a reader, the Independent wins Headline of the Day.
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Drive-by yoghurt attack on crochet teacher's haberdashery leaves her shaken

Well done to the Central Somerset Gazette, a now one on the judges, for winning Headline of the Day.

And thanks to reader who suggested it.
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York man banned from having sex unless he gives police 24 hours' notice

Not for the first time, The Press wins Headline of the Day.
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Mystery as women’s underwear found dangling from tree in Worksop

Our Headline of the Day comes from the Gainsborough Standard.
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This is what would happen if North Korea dropped a hydrogen bomb on Penzance

Our Headline of the Day Award goes to The Cornishman.
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Record-breaking year for road repairs in Lincolnshire

We have our Headline of the Day, courtesy of the Rutland & Stamford Mercury.
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Reindeer on the loose causes chaos in Nottingham after escaping from Tesco

The Independent wins Headline of the Day.

The judges particularly liked the comment from "local resident Amanda Walker, 35":
"It was an incredible sight. You get the odd squirrel around here, but never a reindeer."
BREAKING...

This just in from The Press:
Jesus kidnapped in York
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Jealous tree surgeon forced his way into cousin's house and attacked him in rage

Our Headline of the Day comes from the Shropshire Star.
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Lizard that leapt out of Christmas dinner is now prized pet for Knighton boy

Well done to the County Times for winning our Headline of the Day Award.

The poet A.E. Housman adds:
And lads knew lizards at Knighton
When I was a Knighton lad.
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Man accused of stealing crate of Lucozade on hoverboard could make UK legal history

The Guardian wins Headline of the Day.
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Stolen circumcision ambulance found after tip-off

Our Headline of the Day Award goes to the Evening Standard.
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Men in panda onesies carry out armed robbery in Lincolnshire

The Guardian wins our Headline of the Day Award.

But see the Louth Leader for all the latest updates.
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Dog gets stick wedged in its ‘manhood’ in million-to-one accident

The Rutland & Stamford Mercury wins our Headline of the Day Award by a distance.

However, I have two observations to make.

First, shouldn't that be 'doghood'?

Second, what excuse did the dog give to the vet? "I was doing some carpentry in the nude when I slipped...?"
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Beach declared safe in Cornwall after 'mystery substance' discovered to be seaweed

Congratulations to the Western Morning News for winning our Headline of the Day Award (and thanks to a reader for nominating it).
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