Democrat Convention Schedule
Saturday, 27 August 2016
Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention.
Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.
Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants.
Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
Sponsored by CNN
4:15 PM on "Being the Real You"
Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and
"How to Bank $200 Million as a
public Servant and claim to be broke"
“How to have a successful career
without ever having a job, and
still avoid paying taxes!”
A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson
Medals of Freedom presentation to
Army deserter Bo Berghdal
Invitation-only Autograph Session
Souvenir photographs of Hillary and
Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia
Tribute to All of the 57 States
Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi
General vote on praising Baltimore rioters,
and on using the terminology
"Alternative Shoppers" instead of "Looters"
Announcement of VP Nominee
Chris Stevens, with a quick rebuttal and
withdrawal when Hillary realizes he’s
someone she got killed in Benghazi
The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting
General vote on re-branding "Muslim Terrorism" as
"Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance"
“Liberal Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you”
Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS,
the Washington Post and the New York Times
with Guest Speaker, Brian Williams
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters
still incarcerated at GITMO
Personal Finance Seminar -
"Businesses Don't Create Jobs"
Group Condemnation of Bitter Gun Owners.
Ceremonial “We Surrender” Waving of the
White Flag to Afghanistan, Russia, and ISIS.
Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal
Email Server While Serving in A
Cabinet Post and How to Pretend
It's No Big Deal"
Hosted by Hillary Clinton
Official Nomination of Hillary
Bill Maher and Chris Matthews
See you on the 27th!!!