A CIRCUS COUPLE WANT TO ADOPT
A husband and wife working for a circus go to an adoption agency. Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability.
The couple produces photos of their 50-foot motor home which is clean and well maintained and equipped with a beautiful nursery.
Concerns are raised about the education a child would receive while in the couple's care.
"We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin, and computer skills."
Another concern is about a child being raised in a circus environment.
"Our nanny is a certified expert in pediatric care, welfare, and diet" the circus couple explained.
The social workers are finally satisfied. They ask, "What age child are you hoping to adopt?"
"It doesn't really matter, as long the kid fits in the cannon."