Lord Bonkers' Diary: Mary Berry is unmasked

Marry Berry is unmasked

There was outrage at the identity of the finalists of the Great British Bake Off and, though it was an ugly affair, I am pleased that Mary Berry was finally unmasked as the left-wing troublemaker she has always been.

For, I can exclusively reveal, ‘Red Mary’ has been behind every politically motivated strike, every violent demonstration and every act of industrial sabotage in Britain for decades. And who do people imagine baked the macaroons for the Angry Brigade?

Lord Bonkers was Liberal MP for Rutland South-West 1906-10.

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